Sunday, August 26, 2007

Why i'll never live in South Carolina... Actually, why I might Live there...

Miss South Carolina:

Transcript: I personally believe that the US americans are unable to do so, because uh.. some people out there in our nation are dont have maps and uhh and i beleive the education in such as south africa and the iraq, and everywhere like such as, I believe that they should....Our education over here should in the US should help the US, i mean south africa, and the iraq and uh... everywhere; such as... asian countries so we will be able to build up our future... For our children. !!

Saturday, August 25, 2007


Word on the street is Cory Arcangel and Zach Galifianakis are going to be doing stuff...

For those not in the know, Zach is the bearded amish-looking comedian in this Kanye West video...

is it worth it? I'll be in town, but 4 dollar PBRs??? I fucking hate New York.

Stumbled Across These... Enjoy...

Paper Rad presents... The Islands...

and... Beck...

and... this thing....

and this...

how you like that...that just happened.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Little Boxes...

An Olsen twin on weeds?


Thursday, August 16, 2007

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Dumbest Criminal... EVER.

Not so lucky in Kentucky, this man dubbed the Duct Tape Bandit was arrested after he tried to rob a liquor store... needless to say he got his ass handed to him with an employee's wooden club, which was wrapped in.... you guessed it.... duct tape

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Man, you crazier than a fish with titties if you think I’m gonna let you smoke that shit in my car

That's probably my favorite line from R Kelly's new set of Trapped in the Closet videos..

check 'em here...

I highly reccomend from :55 seconds through 1:05 in chapter 15... amazing... Kelly is singing like 3 different voices at once... radical.

(what mtv says):...

R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" musical soap opera resumed on Monday (August 13) with the release of the first of 10 new chapters in the ongoing series.

Available on the Independent Film Channel's Web site, the new chapter is accompanied by a recap of the first 12 chapters (containing obscenity-loaded new verses and footage of Kelly superimposed into the scenes) and a 30-second preview of the coming ones.

To ease viewers back into the story, the 4-plus-minute-long Chapter 13 features more comic (and foul-mouthed) banter than startling revelations, focusing on Sylvester and his brother-in-law Twan driving to a secret location to meet a mystery woman who has some info Sylvester is interested in; he's bringing Twan along to watch his back. Twan wants to smoke some marijuana on the way but Sylvester forbids it, saying Twan is "crazier than a fish with [human female body parts]."

Kelly pops up later in Chapter 13 as Randolph: the white-afro-sporting, pot-bellied, grumpy husband of Rosie the Nosy Neighbor. He chastises his wife for spying and says he wishes a bird would defecate on her face. She clowns him for not, er, rising to the occasion for five years — it's marital bliss at its most unvarnished!

Back in the car, Sylvester and Twan pull up to the meeting place. The episode fades out with Twan having waited in the car with no word from Sylvester for an hour.

IFC will roll out a new chapter a day for the next nine days — all leading up to the release of a DVD containing the 10 new chapters on August 21.


If you haven't seen it, you need to. I now have watched through seasons 1 and 2 (both on DVD, WATCH IT!) and am now awaiting episode 2 of season 3 on the itunes music store... highly reccomended... with no Sopranos, and no OC on television this is my new fave...

Weeds - Nancy Botwin

Friday, August 10, 2007

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Thriller+Indian People+Music video= YES, YES, YES!

goalie mon...

and in completely unrelated news I am going to be twittering more these days...

Monday, August 6, 2007

Lady. Boy. Hello. Kitty.

Hello KItty? Cute and girly item being forced on male police officers.... in Thailand... is this a comment on the legacy of Thai Lady-Boy/He-Shes???

BANGKOK, Thailand - Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring "Hello Kitty," the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday.

Police officers caught littering, parking in a prohibited area, or arriving late — among other misdemeanors — will be forced to stay in the division office and wear the armband all day, said Police Col. Pongpat Chayaphan. The officers won't wear the armband in public.

The striking armband features Hello Kitty sitting atop two hearts.

"Simple warnings no longer work. This new twist is expected to make them feel guilt and shame and prevent them from repeating the offense, no matter how minor," said Pongpat, acting chief of the Crime Suppression Division in Bangkok.

"(Hello) Kitty is a cute icon for young girls. It's not something macho police officers want covering their biceps," Pongpat said.

He said police caught breaking the law will be subject the same fines and penalties as any other members of the public.

"We want to make sure that we do not condone small offenses," Pongpat said, adding that the CSD believed that getting tough on petty misdemeanors would lead to fewer cases of more serious offenses including abuse of power and mistreatment of the public by police officers.

Hello Kitty, invented by Sanrio Co. in 1974, has been popular for years with children and young women. The celebrity cat adorns everything from diamond-studded jewelry, Fender guitars and digital cameras to lunch boxes, T-shirts and stationery.