Awesome Warning, this is about: Pet Psychics And Flying Dogs...

WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight.
Dorothy and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen. The brown long-haired dog was dirty and hungry but otherwise OK.
The Utleys, of Rochester, had set up an outdoor display Saturday at a flea market in Waterford Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Tinker Bell was standing on their platform trailer when she was swept away.
Dorothy Utley tells The Detroit News that her cherished pet "just went wild" upon seeing her.

Auto Tuned...

Personally I despise Gay Sand Lesbians...

They get their sand all over my carpets... it totally sucks...

(poll was from Perez Hilton this morning)

Eagle Tec USB...

This thing is small... like little boy swimming in icy pool water, shriveled up small... It's 33 bucks for an 8 gig one... It would take about 50 to fill up a pint glass... That's like 1600 dollars a pint... that's how much these puppies go for...

stupid...

What dumb-ass google art director left Wyland in charge of redesigning their logo for Earth Day???

Craigslist Killer...

-That's a picture from the "wedding website" of Phil Markoff and his lady friend... this dude it turns out was born and raised in upstate New York, near the Turning Stone Casino... I didn't know such fucked up psychopaths were nearby... I would have bought him a beer... NOT.

We'll fry that shit...