Ice Cream!

I'm ahead of the times...

...unlike Taylor Swift... she's making cute white girl rap spoof videos 2 years too late (see Natalie Portman's SNL spoof on Hulu). Not to mention the fact that hat she's wearing looks kinda familiar...

...yeah I was using the same stupid hat to diss on rap 2 years ago...

...and T-Pain already went the SNL route joking on auto tune with "I'm on a Boat". WICKED LATE TO THE PARTY. Then again, would I expect anything less of the Country Music Television Network???

Ever walk your dog.... ON WEED?

FROM The Smoking Gun..


JUNE 12--A North Carolina man is facing criminal charges for creating an amusing piece of public art from construction barrels. Joseph Carnevale, 21, was nabbed Wednesday after a Raleigh Police Department investigation determined that he was responsible for the work constructed May 31 on a roadway adjacent to North Carolina State University. Carnevale was charged with misdemeanor larceny for allegedly building his orange monster from materials pilfered from a construction site. According to an arrest warrant, Carnevale "destroyed three road blocking barrels by cutting and screwing them together to form a statue." Police estimated that Carnevale's artwork caused $360 in damages to Hamlett Associates, the North Carolina construction company that owned the barrels. Carnevale is scheduled for a July 21 court appearance in Wake County.

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Celebrity?

Dude... "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here..." Heidi said she wanted to be Mother Theresa... and Spencer Pratt says he's "Too big a celebrity" to be there... personally I think they're all total D-Listers...